Jessica KirbyBig Pianos Are Hot, Faking Heart Attacks Is Not

By Jessica Kirby Published December 19, 2014 at 16:15

Welcome back to the what’s hot and what’s not list. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Merry Chrismikah, Happy Festivus and >insert your preferred holiday of choice here “Tis the season for good cheer and bad behavior. Sure there’s a lot of pressure to deliver great gifts for Christmas, which totally goes against the whole point of Christmas but that’s nothing we can fix but we can put these jerks on the not hot list.

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